Do you feel stressed?      back to activity & exercise
Why don't you take a look at these jokes and learn the five basic sentence patterns to relax yourself!

Stress Reliever.............. enjoy your life!!!---learning sentence patterns ^____^    



Stress Reliever # 1 

A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune. Honey, The woman replied sweetly, I
would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE.

Q1--a). A newly-married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me 
if my father hadn't left  me a fortune?" 
Q1--b). The woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you   
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."

Stress Reliever # 2 

Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son : My friend just borrowed it.  He wants to scare his parents.

Q2--a). Let me see your report card. 
Q2--b). My friend just borrowed it. 
Q2--c). He wants to scare his parents. 

Stress Reliever # 3

How was your blind date? A college student asked her roommate.
Terrible!!! The roommate answered. He showed up his 1932 Rolls
Royce.  Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?
He was the original owner.

Q3--a). A college student asked her roommate, "How was your blind date?"
Q3--b). The roommate answered, "Terrible!!!"
Q3--c). He showed up his 1930 Rolls-Royce.
Q3--d). That's a very expensive car.
Q3--e). What's so bad about that?
Q3--f). He was the original owner.

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Stress Reliever # 4

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans.
My father grows beans, said one student.
My father cooks beans, said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : We are all human beans.

Q4--a).

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans.

Q4--b).

"My father grows beans," said one student.

Q4--c).

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Q4--d).

Then little Johnny spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Stress Reliever # 5

Teacher: Let's take the example of the busy ant. He is busy
              all the time, works all day and every day. Then what happens?
Little Johnny: He gets stepped on.

Q5--a).

He is busy all the time.
Q5--b). He works all day and every day.                         

Q5--c).

Then what happens?
Q5--d). He gets stepped on.

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