Do you feel stressed? |
Why don't you take a look at these jokes and learn the five basic sentence patterns to relax yourself! |
Stress Reliever #
1
A
newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune. Honey, The woman replied sweetly, I
would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE.
Q1--a). | A newly-married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me |
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" |
Q1--b). | The woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you |
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE." |
Stress Reliever # 2
Father
to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son : My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
Q2--a). | Let me see your report card. |
Q2--b). | My friend just borrowed it. |
Q2--c). | He wants to scare his parents. |
Stress Reliever # 3
How
was your blind date? A college student asked her roommate.
Terrible!!! The roommate answered. He showed up his 1932 Rolls
Royce. Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?
He was the original owner.
Q3--a). | A college student asked her roommate, "How was your blind date?" |
Q3--b). | The roommate answered, "Terrible!!!" |
Q3--c). | He showed up his 1930 Rolls-Royce. |
Q3--d). | That's a very expensive car. |
Q3--e). | What's so bad about that? |
Q3--f). | He was the original owner. |
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Stress Reliever # 4
A
teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans.
My father grows beans, said one student.
My father cooks beans, said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : We are all human beans.
Q4--a). |
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word beans. |
Q4--b). |
"My father grows beans," said one student. |
Q4--c). |
"My father cooks beans," said another. |
Q4--d). |
Then little Johnny spoke up, "We are all human beans." |
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Stress Reliever # 5
Teacher:
Let's take the example of the busy ant. He is busy
all the time, works all day and every day. Then what happens?
Little Johnny: He gets stepped on.
Q5--a). |
He is busy all the time. |
Q5--b). | He works all day and every day. |
Q5--c). |
Then what happens? |
Q5--d). | He gets stepped on. |
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